football hooligans

English Football Hooligans' kit: Chest: England sports shirt OR bare beer belly Legs: Blue Jeans, or optionally tracksuits for the thinner hooligan Left Hand: Brick. Preferably, attached to a string so you can throw it through a shop window and get it back without much fuss. Right Hand: Either a half-full bottle of Carlsberg or a broken bottle of Carlsberg. Fingers: Fake gold jewellery. Head: Skinhead Face: Temporary facepaint of Saint George's Cross Feet: Reebok Classics Pocket: Mobile phone to call other football hooligans to arrange fights Mouth: Foul language Cranium: A lonely brain cell